I WANT TO RIDE YOUR BICYCLE

I Can Speak

English, Spanish, Swedish

I Would Describe Myself As

SILICON FREE, SARCASM RICH, PLATE LICKIN' "LESBIAN" BOTTOM WHO LOVES LIMERICKS, PALINDROMES, ANAGRAMS AND ALLITERATIONS; BANGING ON THE DRUMS; PHOTOGRAPHY; CREATING COLLAGES & CHAOS; COMICS; SCRABBLE; SCRAMBLED TOFU; WINTER BEACH WALKS; WALKING UP STAIRS TWO STEPS AT A TIME; VINTAGE PIN-UPS & PINBALL MACHINES; FRISBEE FOOTBALL; MILD EARTHQUAKES; ALMOND BUTTER, SOYMILK SHAKES; THRIFT STORES; LIGHTHOUSES; DARKNESS; ROSES WITH PRICKLES; CATS WITH CLAWS; WATCHING & BEING WATCHED; BICYCLING IN HIGH GEAR; STRUTTING MY STUFF IN HIGH HEELS; SECOND WINDS WHILE HIKING; DARK DAYDREAMS; SWEET NIGHTMARES; & THE OCCASIONAL SLEEPWALK.

Sign

Aries

My Body Type Is

Athletic

My Height Is

5' 5 (1.65 m)

My Ethnicity Is

Hispanic/latino

My Marital Situation Is

Single

I Have Kids

No

I'm A Smoker

No

I Drink

No

My Interest And Hobbies Are

Photography, Exercising, Reading, Arts & Crafts, Learning, Music, Movies

My Idea Of A Great Time Is

Trying New Things, The Movies, Sleeping, Reading A Book, Playing Dress-up, Going To A Museum

An Ideal First Date Would Be

SOMEONE WHO WOULD BE "IDEAL" FOR SUBSEQUENT DATING.

I've Always Wanted To Try

STRIP SPEED CHESS; MUTUAL MASTURBATION AT MIDNIGHT IN MONGOLIA; KICKIN' IT OL' SKOOL WITH A COOL KOREAN KANGAROO CAT AT A KIMCHI CONVENTION; TUMBLING AFTER TUMBLEWEEDS THROUGH THE TOWN OF TAOS; PUTTING AWAY POACHERS FOR PRETTY PENNIES; USING THE AFOREMENTIONED CUTE COINS TO OPEN A PINBALL ARCADE; TAKING A SELFIE OF MYSELF SLEEPWALKING.

My Religion Is

Atheist

My Political Views Are

Socialist

My Goal In Life Is

I HAD SEVERAL WHEN I PLAYED FUTBOL (a.k.a."SOCCER").

My Kind Of Humor Is

Campy, Dry / Sarcastic, Goofy, Obscure, Raunchy

On Tv, I Always Watch

News, Documentaries, Movies

When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A

Drama

When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To

Blues, Jazz, Latin, Folk, Punk

When I Read, I Always Read

News, Comic, Fiction, Health, History, Music, Nature, Political, Poetry, Satire, Science

My Idea Of Fun Is

Going for a spin in a runaway ferris wheel!

What Do You Find Attractive?

Wit, Oddities, Humor, Intelligence

What Do You Look For?

ENLIGHTENMENT IN THE FACE OF GETTING THE ELECTRICITY CUT OFF.

What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking?

Doesnt Matter