What's orange and sounds like a parrot?

I Would Describe Myself As

Hey you! Thank you for visiting my profile. Before we go into the fun details of my stats, I know that online dating is tricky. Most guys are clueless (more so when messaging a TS) and send you a lot of unwanted attention. I prefer dignity, so If you like what you see, give me a wink or send me an email. I'd love to get one!

Thank you from me.



Now, we begin.



When I was a kid, I made a scarecrow the local police mistook for any actual missing woman. It's one of my favorite stories, and if we're lucky, I'll get to tell it to you in person.

In my 20's I lived in South Africa. One night I spent the night on a landscaping farm next to a game reserve. Roaring lions woke me up.

I've seen the grave of the real Headless Horseman.

I was almost a Blue Man.

I'm a teacher... digital film making to high schoolers. Love the job.

2 years ago I worked with Kate Winslett. Last year it was Robert Downey Jr.This year, Matthew Mcconaughey Guess who's friendlier?

I own a small theater company whose main cast is larger than life animatironic puppets. Among this growing army of characters are 3 trolls who like to flirt and brew beer, and a Sasquatch.

Where does all this lead to? Well, let's find out once you're in the mix.

Sign

Aries

My Body Type Is

Athletic

My Height Is

5' 11 (1.8 m)

My Eyes Are

Blue

My Ethnicity Is

Caucasian

My Marital Situation Is

Single

I Have Kids

No

I Want Kids

Not Sure

My Best Feature Is

Chest

Body Art

Secret Piercings

My Hair Is

Dark Blonde

I Have One Or More Of These

Cat

Willing To Relocate

Yes

My Education Level Is

University Degree

My Current Employment Status Is

Full-time

My Speciality Is

Art / Music / Literature

My Job Title Is

Digital Filmmaking Teacher

I Make This Much In A Year

$45,000USD To $59,999USD

I Live

Alone

At Home

All Is Calm

I'm A Smoker

No

I Drink

Yes - One Or Two

Back In High School, I Was A

Quiet One

My Social Behavior Is

Observant, Friendly, Party Starter, Fire Starter, Flirtatious

My Interest And Hobbies Are

Photography, Exercising, Reading, Arts & Crafts, Sports, Learning, Music, Tv, Movies, Internet, Games, Theater, Travel, Computers

My Idea Of A Great Time Is

Hanging Out With Friends, Staying At Home, Trying New Things, The Movies, Relaxing, Sleeping, Reading A Book, Playing Video Games, Tv, Going To A Museum

An Ideal First Date Would Be

Coffee/tea/beer or wine, talking in a pleasant cafe and getting you to laugh.

I've Always Wanted To Try

Living in a major city.Or abroad (again).

My Friends Describe Me As Being

Friendly, Someone They Want To Be, Cool, Goofy, A Flirt

My Religion Is

Buddhist / Taoist

I Attend Services

Never

My Political Views Are

Liberal

My Goal In Life Is

To be happy and have someone to share it with. What else?

My Kind Of Humor Is

Campy, Clever, Dry / Sarcastic, Friendly, Goofy, Obscure, Raunchy

On Tv, I Always Watch

News, Documentaries, Dramas, Instructional, Movies

When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A

Action, Science Fiction, Comedy, Romance, Drama, Animation, Horror, Thriller, I'm A Movie Actor, Adult

When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To

Rock, Metal, Electronic, Pop, Vacuum Cleaner Noises, I'm A Recording Artist, New age

When I Read, I Always Read

News, Ancient, Auto-biography, Biography, Classic, Comic, Fantasy, Fiction, Health, History, Horror, Mystery, Nature, Philosophy, Political, Poetry, Satire, Science, Science Fiction, Erotica, Supernatural

My Idea Of Fun Is

Making art. Catching up on sleep bc I was forced to wake up early all week. Making pizza. Bonfires in the backyard.

What Do You Find Attractive?

Wit, Flirtatiousness, Spontaneity, Oddities, Boldness, Sensitivity, Empathy, Great Skills, Humor, Good Looks, Thoughtfullness, Intelligence, Passiveness

What Do You Look For?

Someone who is easy to talk to, is self reliant, has integrity, a giving personality, and is open to new experiences/adventures.

What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking?

Internet Buddy, Friend, Date, Intimate, Committed, Other, Doesnt Matter