We are all just stories in the end

I Can Speak

English

I Would Describe Myself As

I am a ass-hat, I will joke when ever possible. I am sarcastic, and goofy, with a dirty sense of humor. I will go out of my way to make people laugh. Life is too short and to complicated to not laugh all the time. I'm an outdoors kinda guy. I go camping 4+ times a year, I love hunting, fishing and hiking. I am NOT a sports guy. I am currently in school for my BA in Busniess and I plan to geting my MBA. I love trying new things especially food. My favorite is Mediterranean ( Indian, and Lebanese) I also love sushi and Mexican. I've traveled all over the US, Europe, and the middle east. My dream home is to live in the mountains with lots and lots of land. I love to read, but more than that I love stories....telling them, hearing them, movies, tv. When I find something that gets my attention I dive right in 100% I learn everything about it whether it's a book, a show, a hobby, or even a person. I am a SUPER nerd comics, gaming, TED, GoT Dr Who, Supernatural, ....and on and on. I HATE beating around the Bush, I want to get right to the heart of things.....if we hit it off I'll want to meet you face to face probably within a week or so.....I'm a talker not a writer plus I'm much funnier in person. My Kink: I'm Willing try just about anything, as long as my partner or partners are as well. I am very open minded, and flexable. I am poly and a dominant, I'm looking for a woman or women, trans female ( post op is prefered, but pre op or "natural " is possible). The only limit I have for sure is no STD's but we can discuss others later.

Sign

Virgo

My Body Type Is

A Few Extra Pounds

My Height Is

5' 11 (1.8 m)

My Eyes Are

Hazel

My Ethnicity Is

Caucasian

My Marital Situation Is

Separated

I Have Kids

Yes - Not At Home

I Want Kids

Not Sure

My Best Feature Is

Smile

My Hair Is

Dark Brown

I Have One Or More Of These

Cat, Dog

My Education Level Is

Some College

My Current Employment Status Is

Full-time

My Speciality Is

Other

My Job Title Is

Data analyst

I Make This Much In A Year

$45,000USD To $59,999USD

I Live

With Roomate(s)

At Home

Friends Come Over Often

I'm A Smoker

No

I Drink

Yes - Socially

Back In High School, I Was A

Nerd

My Social Behavior Is

Boisterous, Loud, Friendly, Comedic, Fire Starter, Flirtatious, Outgoing

My Interest And Hobbies Are

Family, Dining, Reading, Tv, Movies, Fishing / Hunting, Camping

My Idea Of A Great Time Is

Hanging Out With Friends, Staying At Home, Reading A Book, Going To A Museum

An Ideal First Date Would Be

Anything that gives us an chance to talk and is entertaining

I've Always Wanted To Try

Cage diving with sharks

My Friends Describe Me As Being

Friendly, Troublemaker, Raunchy, Goofy, A Flirt

My Religion Is

Agnostic

I Attend Services

Never

My Political Views Are

Middle Of The Road

My Goal In Life Is

To open a hunting ranch

My Kind Of Humor Is

Dry / Sarcastic, Goofy, Raunchy

On Tv, I Always Watch

Documentaries, Dramas, Situation Comedies, Movies

When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A

Action, Science Fiction, Comedy, Horror

When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To

Rock

When I Read, I Always Read

Ancient, Anthology, Fantasy, Fiction, History, Horror, Science, Science Fiction, Supernatural

My Idea Of Fun Is

Camping

What Do You Find Attractive?

Wit, Flirtatiousness, Humor, Good Looks, Thoughtfullness, Intelligence, Passiveness

What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking?

Friend, Date, Intimate, Committed, Oral Sex, Anal Sex