Hypothetical Theory
Hypothetical
Charlotte, North Carolina | Mann Suche eine/n TS/TV/TG
Basis Information
Ich kann sprechen
Englisch
Ich würde mich selbst beschreiben als
Bare with me… This is random and poorly written. Hi my name is... Hi my name is... Hi my name is Zane The Bearded One. I also go by Hey You (pronounced Hey-You get out of the bushes). I've spent the past 10 years working in the Video Game Industry.
I'm a sarcastic person that has a cheesy smart ass side, with a touch of always being the class clown. I have a dark sense of humor. I call myself a realist, which means I’m pessimist. I prefer ambient atmospheres over crowded and fast paced ones. I'm a homebody that gets cabin fever. I have OCD & ADHD. I strive to be a jack of all trades. I work in a Industry that I love.
I think the simplest and smallest things in life are what really matter the most. Stan Lee & Kevin Smith, are my heroes. I have a passion for playing and making games and films. I'm addicted to Anime and Monster Energy Drinks. I love music. I love movies. I love collage and abstract art. I can be a bit cliché at times. I wear flippy floppies. I have a thing for the 90s. My cocktail of choice is Jager Bombs or White Russians. I play guitar and write music. I also write, direct and, edit films.
I'm a student of life, majoring in Hypothetical Information. I collect "Homies". I bite the skin around my finger nails constantly. Liar’s disgusts me. I have the mouth of a sailor. I love black pepper. I don’t like chocolate. I have a huge fear of bees, car wrecks, snakes, needles, and women. I don’t drink soda. I judge a book by its pictures.
I’ve always fantasized about being Han Solo and traveling the galaxy with my Wookie friend, Chewie. Girls that wear glasses turn me on. I have an embarrassingly huge crush on Felicia Day & Christina Hendricks. It’s hard to find clothes I like that fit me. I love stereotypes. My absolute favorite color is orange. I like to test peoples’ patience and beliefs. I have stretchy skin. I like to take long showers. I believe religion is the root of all evil and ignorance. I believe money can buy happiness.
I'm a sarcastic person that has a cheesy smart ass side, with a touch of always being the class clown. I have a dark sense of humor. I call myself a realist, which means I’m pessimist. I prefer ambient atmospheres over crowded and fast paced ones. I'm a homebody that gets cabin fever. I have OCD & ADHD. I strive to be a jack of all trades. I work in a Industry that I love.
I think the simplest and smallest things in life are what really matter the most. Stan Lee & Kevin Smith, are my heroes. I have a passion for playing and making games and films. I'm addicted to Anime and Monster Energy Drinks. I love music. I love movies. I love collage and abstract art. I can be a bit cliché at times. I wear flippy floppies. I have a thing for the 90s. My cocktail of choice is Jager Bombs or White Russians. I play guitar and write music. I also write, direct and, edit films.
I'm a student of life, majoring in Hypothetical Information. I collect "Homies". I bite the skin around my finger nails constantly. Liar’s disgusts me. I have the mouth of a sailor. I love black pepper. I don’t like chocolate. I have a huge fear of bees, car wrecks, snakes, needles, and women. I don’t drink soda. I judge a book by its pictures.
I’ve always fantasized about being Han Solo and traveling the galaxy with my Wookie friend, Chewie. Girls that wear glasses turn me on. I have an embarrassingly huge crush on Felicia Day & Christina Hendricks. It’s hard to find clothes I like that fit me. I love stereotypes. My absolute favorite color is orange. I like to test peoples’ patience and beliefs. I have stretchy skin. I like to take long showers. I believe religion is the root of all evil and ignorance. I believe money can buy happiness.
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Erscheinung & Situation
Mein Körpertyp ist
Athletisch
Meine Größe ist
6' 1 (1.85 m)
Meine Augen sind
Braun
Meine Herkunft ist
Kaukasisch
Mein Familienstand ist
Single
Ich habe Kinder
Nein
Ich möchte Kinder
Nicht sicher
Meine beste Eigenschaft ist
Beine
Körperkunst
Sichtbare Tattoos
Mein Haar ist
Dunkelblond
Ich habe ein oder mehrere folgende Haustiere
Keine Haustiere
Bereit umzuziehen
Ja
Status
Mein Ausbildungsgrad ist
Teilweise Hochschule
Mein derzeitiges Dienstverhältnis ist
Vollzeit
Meine Spezialität ist
Kunst / Musik /Literatur
Mein Job-Titel ist
esports analyst, on-air talent
Ich verdiene im Jahr so viel
$60,000USD bis $74,999USD
Ich lebe
Alleine
Zuhause
Freunde kommen gelegentlich vorbei
Ich bin Raucher
Ja - Aber keinen Tabak
Ich trinke
Ja - Sozial
Persönlichkeit
In der Hauptschule war ich
Klassenclown
Mein soziales Verhalten ist
Schüchtern, Laut, Aufmerksam, Freundlich, Comedian, Flirtwillig, Offen
Meine Interessen und Hobbys sind
Trainieren, Lesen, Kunst & Handwerk, Sport, Lernen, Musik, Filme, Spiele, Clubbing / Ausgehen, Theater, Reisen, Computer
Meine Vorstellung einer tollen Zeit ist
Mit Freunden ausgehen, Daheim bleiben, Versuche neue Dinge, Filme, Entspannen, Clubbing / Bars, Videospiele spielen, In ein Konzert gehen
Meine Freunde beschreiben mich als
Freundlich, Störenfried, Albern, Ein Flirt
Ansichten
Meine Religion ist
Spirituell aber nicht religiös
Ich besuche Gottesdienste
Nie
Mein Art Humor ist
Überspitzt homosexuell/Tuntig, Clever, Trocken / Sarkastisch, Freundlich, Albern, Mysteriös, Witzig, Scharf
Geschmack
Wenn ich ins Kino gehe, sehe ich immer
Action, Science Fiction, Comedy, Romanze, Animation, Thriller
Wenn ich mir Musik anhöre, höre ich immer
Country/Volksmusik/Schlager, Rap, Rock, Electronic, Pop, Klassik, Ich bin ein Musiker, Blues, Jazz, Dance, Soul, Folk, Punk
Wenn ich lese, lese ich immer
Biografie, Klassik, Fiction, Mystery, Wissenschaft, Science Fiction, Ich bin ein Autor, Superhelden
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Was findest du attraktiv?
Kraft, Spontanität, Einfühlungsvermögen, Humor, Nachdenklich, Intelligenz
Wonach suchst du?
Not Required, but here is a cheat sheet.
1. You are confident in yourself
2. Like or enjoy Video Games
3. Can embrace your inner geek/nerd
4. Passionate
5. Awesome
1. You are confident in yourself
2. Like or enjoy Video Games
3. Can embrace your inner geek/nerd
4. Passionate
5. Awesome
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