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First name

John

I Can Speak

English

I Would Describe Myself As

I speak 48 languages including the tribal one with the clicking noises, I can write in braille and divide by zero, I urinate premium gourmet coffee, and my natural scent attracts doves. My genius is so profound that I can solve a Rubik's Cube without touching it. I once accidentally took over a small country just by showing up on a tour bus. My likes are walks on the beach, midieval french poetry and midgets. My dislikes are bears, people who say "ummm" too often, and the poors. I am writing the screenplay for an epic movie about my life entitled, WTF? - I Mean, Really. I started this page to score points with a girl, so, as is plainly evident to anyone who's had as much to drink as I have, I don't know what I'm doing.

Sign

Scorpio

My Body Type Is

Slim

My Height Is

6' 0 (1.83 m)

My Eyes Are

Blue

My Ethnicity Is

Caucasian

My Marital Situation Is

Divorced

I Have Kids

No

I Want Kids

No

My Best Feature Is

Butt

My Hair Is

Dark Blonde

My Speciality Is

Art / Music / Literature

I Live

Alone, With Roomate(s)

At Home

All Is Calm

I'm A Smoker

Yes - Socially

I Drink

Yes - Socially

Back In High School, I Was A

Brain

My Social Behavior Is

Reserved, Observant, Friendly

My Interest And Hobbies Are

Photography, Music, Movies, Cooking

My Idea Of A Great Time Is

Staying At Home, Trying New Things, The Movies, Relaxing, Sleeping, Drinking, Playing Dress-up, Going To A Concert

An Ideal First Date Would Be

Could be you?

I've Always Wanted To Try

ask me

My Friends Describe Me As Being

Friendly, Cool, Goofy, A Flirt

My Religion Is

Agnostic

My Goal In Life Is

To fulfill as many sexual fantasies as is physically possible within the time I've left on this planet.

My Kind Of Humor Is

Campy, Clever, Dry / Sarcastic, Friendly, Goofy, Obscure

On Tv, I Always Watch

Cartoons, Movies, I Don't Like Tv, Re-runs

When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A

Action, Science Fiction, Comedy, Animation, Horror

When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To

Rap, Rock, Metal, Pop, I'm A Recording Artist, Blues, Punk

When I Read, I Always Read

Fantasy, Fiction, History, Humor, Instructional, Mathematics, Music, Philosophy, Science, Science Fiction, Technical

My Idea Of Fun Is

Laughing at old Japanese Monster Movies, spending money, traveling, fish hunting, making music, taking pictures, wrestling with dogs, outrageously outlandish and gratuitously kinky sex!

What Do You Find Attractive?

Wit, Flirtatiousness, Spontaneity, Humor, Good Looks, Thoughtfullness, Intelligence

What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking?

Internet Buddy, Friend, Intimate, Other, Oral Sex, Anal Sex, Domination, Strap On Sex