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I Can Speak

English

I Would Describe Myself As

Man of integrity and substance wearing self-deprecating sense of humour suit. Dwells on the negative; cannot be saved.


Friends describe me as being "traditional", as I'm rarely PC, and I'm not shy about giving my opinions - especially on things I don't like!


But to those whom prefer the modern and "pruned" gentleman I can assure you that my culinary skills are on par, my feigned display of interest when you're talking about emotions is impeccable, and I don't even pee on the toilet seat... anymore.


Details: Attractive & fit(always the best looking at police line ups)engineer. Tries very hard with spelling. Good swimmer. Hates marmite. I have a cat with three legs.

Sign

Sagittarius

My Body Type Is

Athletic

My Height Is

5' 10 (1.78 m)

My Eyes Are

Hazel

My Ethnicity Is

Caucasian

My Marital Situation Is

Single

I Have Kids

No

I Want Kids

Not Sure

Body Art

Wouldn't Even Think About It

My Hair Is

Brown

I Have One Or More Of These

Cat

Willing To Relocate

Yes

My Education Level Is

College Degree

My Current Employment Status Is

Self-employed

My Speciality Is

Contruction / Craftsman

My Job Title Is

Engineer

I Live

With Roomate(s)

At Home

Friends Come Over Occasionally

I'm A Smoker

Yes - Socially

I Drink

Yes - Socially

Back In High School, I Was A

Average Joe

My Social Behavior Is

Observant

An Ideal First Date Would Be

My perfect date would surprise me - by skipping foreplay altogether. She would add atmosphere to the occasion - by swallowing. And the perfect ending is when she calls herself a taxi.

I've Always Wanted To Try

Findus Crispy Pancakes

My Religion Is

Christian

I Attend Services

Never

My Political Views Are

Conservative

My Kind Of Humor Is

I Never Laugh

On Tv, I Always Watch

News, Cartoons, Documentaries, Dramas, Situation Comedies, Movies, Sports

When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A

I Don't Like Movies, I'm A Movie Actor

When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To

Rock, Pop, Dance, Soul, Folk, Punk

When I Read, I Always Read

I Don't Like Reading, I'm An Author

What Do You Find Attractive?

Flirtatiousness, Sensitivity, Empathy, Humor, Good Looks, Thoughtfullness, Intelligence, Passiveness

What Do You Look For?

That winning combination of beauty and low self-esteem.