Don't say it unless you mean it!!!

I Can Speak

English

I Would Describe Myself As

I take offense to people who are easily offended and take themselves too serious. I can pretty much find humor in just about anything and everything in some way, shape, or form. I like to think I'm witty and almost always the first to fire a joke or one-liner, and find myself to be the only one one laughing at it more often than not. I seem to have a personality that isn't quite wired and always welcomed by the mainstream sheeple. That works just fine for me because the feeling is very mutual most of the time. Just recently decided to stop ignoring certain thoughts and urges because it doesn't make sense to me to deny yourself pleasure in life just because it's not what the "normal" majority would agree with.

Sign

Cancer

My Body Type Is

Average

My Eyes Are

Blue

My Ethnicity Is

Caucasian

My Marital Situation Is

Separated

I Have Kids

Yes - Sometimes At Home

I Want Kids

No

My Best Feature Is

Eyes

Body Art

Strategically Placed Tattoo

My Hair Is

Dark Blonde

I Have One Or More Of These

No pets

My Education Level Is

Some College

My Current Employment Status Is

Self-employed

My Speciality Is

Contruction / Craftsman

My Job Title Is

Contractor

At Home

All Is Calm

I'm A Smoker

Yes - Often

I Drink

No

My Religion Is

Unaffiliated

I Attend Services

Never

My Political Views Are

Middle Of The Road

My Goal In Life Is

To have my money work for me instead of me working for my money to allow me the freedom to do whatever the fuck I want

My Kind Of Humor Is

Clever, Dry / Sarcastic, Friendly, Goofy, Obscure, Slapstick, Raunchy, Sadistic

On Tv, I Always Watch

Cartoons, Documentaries, Movies, Re-runs

When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To

Rock, Metal, Pop, Blues, Punk

When I Read, I Always Read

Biography, History, Humor, Instructional, Religious, I Don't Like Reading

My Idea Of Fun Is

This too is totally circumstantial

What Do You Find Attractive?

Wit, Flirtatiousness, Spontaneity, Boldness, Great Skills, Humor, Good Looks, Thoughtfullness, Intelligence

What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking?

Date, Intimate, Committed, Doesnt Matter, Domination