Are you for real cause most online r NOT

I Can Speak

English

I Would Describe Myself As

Can you really pass do you swallow? Maybe If you Are very cute and sexy I'll swallow all of you at once just to watch the surprise look on your face.. jokes aside I'm not yet paid member because it seems almost all sites are full of BS and scammers but nobody for real so why blow money pardon the pun lol with no chance of return so when I see something actually happen I'll answer questions chat wherever even join if I have to... Hope that makes sense it should to the thinking people who have any experience online

Sign

Gemini

My Body Type Is

A Few Extra Pounds

My Height Is

5' 11 (1.8 m)

My Ethnicity Is

Caucasian

My Hair Is

Dark Brown

I Have One Or More Of These

Dog

Willing To Relocate

No

My Education Level Is

Some College

My Current Employment Status Is

Retired

My Speciality Is

Sales / Marketing

I Live

Alone, With Pet(s)

At Home

There Is No Noise

I'm A Smoker

No

I Drink

Yes - Socially

My Goal In Life Is

Survive at THIS point

My Kind Of Humor Is

Clever, Dry / Sarcastic, Friendly, Raunchy

On Tv, I Always Watch

News, Dramas, Situation Comedies, Movies, Re-runs

When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To

Rock, Blues

When I Read, I Always Read

Fiction

My Idea Of Fun Is

Time spent with the RIGHT person can make the rest of this easier....

What Do You Look For?

Someone intelligent who's not JUST attractive Wich we must agree is also required lol but they actually can hold a conversation... I don't do hookups or hit-and-runs whatever it's called these days....