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aradicakpunk

Peyton, Colorado | Man Seeking A TS/TV/TG

Basic Information

I Would Describe Myself As
Sometimes, when I'm feeling adventurous, I like to wrap a towel around my shoulders and pretend I'm a superhero. Sexy right? Metroman has nothing on me. Ah, who am I kidding I'm more like Spiderman.

Too much? In all seriousness, nice guys finish last, and in no way in h-e-double-hockey sticks am I one of those. Maybe a little. Reality, I'm just a down to earth superman with alot of passions, who values intelligence, and respects anyone able to succeed in America as it is.

But I do warn my fellow geekets, if you think me a door mat, the a-typical gamer guy who is repressed, and never seen a woman, well that person has got another thing coming. I'm GD Robin Williams on a stage of one. Watch my ego doesn't hit your ass on the way out. There isn't enough for two stars in this show. Power, unlimited power! Warning my personality, humor, and all around goofiness may be to much for some. Approach with caution. Tour guides provided. By the by, I am a full-student. Yay, me! I love school. Not so much.
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Sagittarius

Appearance & Situation

My Body Type Is
Athletic
My Height Is
6' 0 (1.83 m)
My Eyes Are
Brown
My Ethnicity Is
Caucasian
My Marital Situation Is
Single
I Have Kids
No
I Want Kids
Not Sure
My Best Feature Is
Smile
My Hair Is
Dark Brown
I Have One Or More Of These
No pets
Willing To Relocate
No

Status

My Education Level Is
Some College
My Current Employment Status Is
Student
My Speciality Is
Student
My Job Title Is
College-Undergraduate-Student
I Live
With Roomate(s)
At Home
All Is Calm
I'm A Smoker
No
I Drink
Yes - Socially

Personality

Back In High School, I Was A
Quiet One
My Social Behavior Is
Observant, Friendly, Comedic, Flirtatious
My Interest And Hobbies Are
Exercising, Reading, Learning, Music, Movies, Internet, Games, Dancing, Family, Cooking, Computers
My Idea Of A Great Time Is
Hanging Out With Friends, Partying, Going Shopping, Staying At Home, Trying New Things, The Movies, Relaxing, Drinking, Playing Video Games, Going To A Concert
An Ideal First Date Would Be
Grabbing a coffee, and then grabbing the lube. I kid, I kid.
I've Always Wanted To Try
You? Are we getting a picture here?
My Friends Describe Me As Being
Friendly, Raunchy, Goofy, A Flirt

Views

My Religion Is
Spiritual But Not Religious
I Attend Services
Never
My Political Views Are
Middle Of The Road
My Goal In Life Is
To graduate college and then leave America forever.

That is more a dream, honestly just to be successful after graduation and live life.
My Kind Of Humor Is
Clever, Dry / Sarcastic, Friendly, Goofy, Raunchy, Sadistic

Taste

On Tv, I Always Watch
Cartoons, Movies
When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A
Action, Science Fiction, Comedy, Romance, Drama, Horror, Thriller
When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To
Rock, Metal, Soul
When I Read, I Always Read
Comic, Computers, Fantasy, History, Humor, Music, Mystery, Philosophy, Political, Science, Science Fiction
My Idea Of Fun Is
You and me? Is this a trick question?

Looking for

What Do You Find Attractive?
Intelligence, Good Looks, Humor, Great Skills, Empathy, Sensitivity, Boldness, Spontaneity, Flirtatiousness, Wit, Thoughtfullness
What Do You Look For?
What do I look for in a woman? A sense of independence, personality, and humor. I'm not looking for Mother Teressa, Ellyn Daniels or Lady Gaga but neither do I want a whack job that doesn't somewhat resemble the idea of sanity. I enjoy crazy at times, not twenty-four seven. A fine line of both angel and demon. Nothing bat crazy mind you, but an individual I can relate with, that isn't prone to emotional out bursts, and who isn't going to f' with my chi.I love these shallow check lists. I feel like I'm always writing a slogan for hooters.

The obvious woman for me? She loves video games, and can probably whoop my butt at them. A nerd to my nerd because this may very well be the droid you are looking for. Clever right?

Oh, and all you evil, self involved, and capitalistic you-know-whats can just stay away from me. I don't dig a-moral, and I could careless what some abstract, virtual, woman says about not listing negativity. Yeah, o-kay.

Sorry, I just don't dig Emperor Pal
What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking?
Doesnt Matter, Friend, Date, Oral Sex, Anal Sex, Domination, Just Wanna Fuck, Other