Better to go solo than with bad company

I Can Speak

English

I Would Describe Myself As

I'm intelligent, funny, good looking, and well-mannered, basically, if I'm in a room, I'm most likely the greatest mother f'er in that room. I'm also incredibly modest. I long to be a pirate yet I'm stranded in the midwest. Irony is most surely a ****. But if my pirate dreams are never fulfilled then perhaps I can find something else involving killing, stealing and booty. Oh, sweet booty! I'm the guy that takes the joke way too far. I'm also the person most likely to say the sh*tthat everyone is thinking, but noone is stupid enough to verbalize. If they made sticking your foot in your mouth a sport, I'd be Lance Armstrong (sans the nut cancer, be assured everything down there is in proper working order).

Sign

Sagittarius

My Body Type Is

Fit

My Height Is

5' 8 (1.73 m)

My Eyes Are

Green

My Ethnicity Is

Caucasian

My Marital Situation Is

Never Married

I Have Kids

No

I Want Kids

Not Sure

My Best Feature Is

Eyes

My Hair Is

Brown

Willing To Relocate

Yes

My Education Level Is

University Degree

My Current Employment Status Is

Full-time

My Speciality Is

Administrative / Management

I Make This Much In A Year

$30,000USD To $44,999USD

I Live

Alone

At Home

All Is Calm

I'm A Smoker

No

I Drink

Yes - Socially

Back In High School, I Was A

Class Clown

My Social Behavior Is

Friendly, Comedic, Flirtatious

My Interest And Hobbies Are

Reading, Music, Movies, Internet, Family, Theater

My Idea Of A Great Time Is

Hanging Out With Friends, Partying, Going Shopping, The Movies, Clubbing / Bars, Drinking, Reading A Book, Going To A Concert

I've Always Wanted To Try

Group sex? haha, I dunno. All kinds of things probably.

My Religion Is

Not Religious

I Attend Services

Never

My Political Views Are

Liberal

My Goal In Life Is

To love and to be loved, to be happy, to find someone that I can make a life with.

My Kind Of Humor Is

Clever, Dry / Sarcastic, Obscure, Raunchy, Sadistic

On Tv, I Always Watch

Dramas, Movies, Reality Shows

When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A

Action, Science Fiction, Comedy, Drama, Horror, Thriller

When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To

Rap, Rock, Metal, Pop, Industrial, Ambient, Dance, Folk, Punk

When I Read, I Always Read

Comic, Fantasy, Fiction, Humor, Music, Poetry, Science Fiction

My Idea Of Fun Is

I'm a huge fan of theater, so going to New York on a trip and seeing a different broadway show everynight would be pretty awesome.

What Do You Find Attractive?

Intelligence, Good Looks, Humor, Empathy, Boldness, Oddities, Flirtatiousness, Wit, Thoughtfullness

What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking?

Doesnt Matter, Date