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certainapathy

Moline, Illinois | Man Seeking A TS/TV/TG

Basic Information

I Can Speak
English
Sign
Aquarius

Appearance & Situation

My Body Type Is
Thick
My Height Is
5' 8 (1.73 m)
My Eyes Are
Blue
My Ethnicity Is
Mixed Ethnic
My Marital Situation Is
Single
I Have Kids
No
I Want Kids
No
My Best Feature Is
Smile
Body Art
Scarred
My Hair Is
Auburn / Red
I Have One Or More Of These
Cat, Dog
Willing To Relocate
No

Status

My Education Level Is
College Degree
My Current Employment Status Is
Full-time
My Speciality Is
Other
My Job Title Is
Security Guard
I Make This Much In A Year
$15,000USD To $29,999USD
I Live
With Roomate(s)
At Home
Friends Come Over Often
I'm A Smoker
Yes - Cigars
I Drink
Yes - Socially

Personality

Back In High School, I Was A
Outcast
My Social Behavior Is
Anti-social, Comedic, Flirtatious, Friendly, Observant, Outgoing, Reserved
My Interest And Hobbies Are
Camping, Computers, Fishing / Hunting, Internet, Gambling, Games, Learning, Movies, Reading, Religion / Spirituality, Theater
My Idea Of A Great Time Is
Drinking, Hanging Out With Friends, Going To A Casino, Going To A Concert, Going To A Museum, Playing Video Games, Reading A Book, Relaxing, Staying At Home, The Movies, Trying New Things
An Ideal First Date Would Be
We meet up at a coffee shop, spend a few hours alternating between laughter and meaningful conversation. With some flirtation and innuendo thrown in just for naughty fun. If things go well, we click - well then: what would you like to do now? ;)
I've Always Wanted To Try
.... in high school I was on the football and the wrestling team, and I was the only PAGAN... at a christian academy. Not a christian school, nonono. A christian academy, it's necessary I reiterate that for you, trust me. I worked the bad boy theme for all it was worth and had more ass than a public restroom. I've pretty much done the thing. I've fingered, fucked and licked every hole. Some chicks dug dom, some were subs. I had a girl reach orgasm from me whipping her ass with my belt, no other encouragement necessary she came from that. There isn't much I haven't done - there is a small list of things I will not do.
My Friends Describe Me As Being
Friendly, Cool, Raunchy, Goofy

Views

My Religion Is
Agnostic
I Attend Services
Never
My Political Views Are
Libertarian
My Goal In Life Is
....this is best left to private conversation. Otherwise people would probably dismiss me off hand. *shrug*
My Kind Of Humor Is
Campy, Clever, Friendly, Goofy, Raunchy

Taste

On Tv, I Always Watch
News, Cartoons, Documentaries, Movies
When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A
Action, Science Fiction, Comedy
When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To
Ambient, Electronic, Industrial, Jazz, Metal, New age, Pop, Punk, Rap, Rock
When I Read, I Always Read
Ancient, Biography, Business, Erotica, History, Humor, Instructional, Mathematics, Nature, Philosophy, Poetry, Political, Supernatural, Religious, Satire, Science, Technical, I'm An Author
My Idea Of Fun Is
Oh, lost of things. Corny as it may sound, I really enjoy hanging out in a coffee shop shearing both laughs and deep conversation. I also enjoy simple intimacy, like holding a partner half on and half off my lap while we sit and watch tv or a movie together. I -will- go out drinking and bar hopping, it's just not my usual scene. Too many stuck up skanks and alpha jackasses who think they're going to impress me by acting tough. Overly masculine men who spend more time priming, pruning, strutting and posturing than most women - are not going to impress upon me the idea that they're some kind of fuckin tough guy. I've been gang beaten, stabbed, had 2nd degree burns on over 40% of my body and I've been IN a UFC fighting ring, twice. Some sports dick alpha wannabe wants to step to the plate - he can do so after his balls drop, I got no time for pretentious little twats who think they're hard. So I most often avoid going to bars. I have a kind of ridiculously high sex drive, btw. My last GF I visited after she moved to Washington. I was there a week, I picked up a box of 12 condoms, we ran out - I bought another box. I headed home with just 1 left, which I saved as a memento. I've never had sex for less than an hour and a half, that is my quickie. I don't like getting head unless the woman actually -enjoys- giving, then I'll let her.

Looking for

What Do You Find Attractive?
Boldness, Empathy, Flirtatiousness, Good Looks, Great Skills, Humor, Intelligence, Power, Thoughtfullness, Wit
What Do You Look For?
It's easier to define my participation -here-, on this particular site. I'm interested in bottom tgirls, particularly if passable. It's not that I'm real up tight, but I am actually straight. I have no interest in sucking a dick - or having anything up my ass. I've -done- both, in my time. I do know what I like, and I do know what I do not like. That includes a finger during a blowjob. More than once I have made someone -stop- giving me a blowjob because of that. Now I don't have any issues with jerking a tgirl off, unless she doesn't want me to. Any sexual encounter I have - it's a point of pride that I be a good lay and my partner be serviced just as much as I. Some tgirls I am aware can literally get off from sucking a dick, and others get off really hard from anal - whatever the case may be, I'm going to make sure you get yours too, however you prefer that be done. Short of me sucking or being on the receiving end.
What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking?
Internet Buddy, Friend, Date, Intimate, Committed, Other, Doesnt Matter, Oral Sex, Anal Sex, Domination, Just Wanna Fuck, Secretive Sex, Vacation Fuck