Small town, big plans for playtime

I Would Describe Myself As

SWM, financially secure, intelligent, experienced in standard social activities. Bored, curious, feeling adventurous about Dark Secret Play.Nothing heavy, just want the Warm & Friendly incident with young attractive, discreet PlayMate. Want to enjoy and be enjoyed on the down low.If my good reputation goes bad, I better make it count! I play drums, own a house and don't have a job or a Band. Everyday is the weekend and it's delightfully dull, full of movies, music, road trips, talk radio and ample local social drinking. Sex is cheap and gratuitous in small town where we don't get a GF; we get a turn. Not like. I'm getting into serious food gardening. Help Wanted: experienced green thumb with a serious DIY attitude and "tools". Dancing, singing and musical talent a PLUS. I heard that getting old makes ya change. I haven't changed in 10 years and I need to evolve from Bumb-1 to Someone. I used to be Somebody but my investments tanked. Ready to try again on a more sensible, reasonable plan with kinky side effects. This is my first 'go' with this sort of thing.Rejection doesn't bother me. Acceptance gets me animated, energized and scared some. It does my heart good. I said plenty and enough for now. How'd I do?

Sign

Capricorn

My Body Type Is

A Few Extra Pounds

My Height Is

5' 7 (1.7 m)

My Eyes Are

Brown

My Ethnicity Is

Caucasian

My Marital Situation Is

Never Married

I Have Kids

No

I Want Kids

No

My Best Feature Is

Hair

Body Art

Pierced... But Only Ear(s)

My Hair Is

Brown

I Have One Or More Of These

Cat

Willing To Relocate

No

My Education Level Is

High School Diploma

My Current Employment Status Is

Retired

My Speciality Is

Retired

My Job Title Is

404

I Make This Much In A Year

$15,000USD To $29,999USD

I Live

Alone

At Home

It Gets A Bit Crazy Sometimes

I'm A Smoker

Yes - Often

I Drink

Yes - Socially

Back In High School, I Was A

Cool Dude

My Social Behavior Is

Comedic, Dark, Friendly, Loud, Observant, Strange, Fire Starter

My Interest And Hobbies Are

Arts & Crafts, Clubbing / Bar Hopping, Internet, Gardening, Learning, Movies, Music, Photography

My Idea Of A Great Time Is

Drinking, Hanging Out With Friends, Going Shopping, Relaxing, Sleeping, Staying At Home, The Movies, Trying New Things

An Ideal First Date Would Be

A lively chat about how this site page keeps throwing a penalty flag on my original posts.

To be edited later.

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I've Always Wanted To Try

...the Wild Side, where society told me not to go.

My Friends Describe Me As Being

Friendly, Cool, Goofy

My Religion Is

Spiritual But Not Religious

I Attend Services

Never

My Political Views Are

Conservative

My Kind Of Humor Is

Clever, Dry / Sarcastic, Obscure

On Tv, I Always Watch

I Don't Like Tv

When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To

Blues, Country, Folk, Metal, Pop, Punk, Rock

When I Read, I Always Read

I Don't Like Reading

My Idea Of Fun Is

Having fun.

What Do You Find Attractive?

Boldness, Empathy, Good Looks, Great Skills, Humor, Intelligence, Oddities, Power, Spontaneity, Thoughtfullness, Wit

What Do You Look For?

I don't fully understand the question.

What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking?

Friend, Date, Just Wanna Fuck