My heart is like a grenade...

I Can Speak

English, Spanish

I Would Describe Myself As

Do you ever start to write these About Me's and your brain just seems to hit a wall? Metaphorically speaking, of course, because the resulting hemorrhage would make cognitive thought difficult at best and writing these bios that much more difficult. It's the inevitable mental gymnastics; how do I sum up a life in this tiny, impersonal box?

I think I need an agent to handle my online profiles, maybe the copy-writer who comes up with the short bio of an author you see on the back flap of a book that is always perfectly concise yet leaves you wanting more. But, alas, budgetary constraints and my lack of celebrity status seems to limit my options, so I'll have to do my best to muddle through. Besides, I haven't written a book... unless you count what follows...

I'm your typical wanderlust; I've always preferred to know a little about a lot rather than a lot about a little. I like to explore new things; sports and hobbies, my faith, my capabilities, myself. Music, movies, sports, hobbies, projects; I love to learn and explore new things.

Things I've got my stoke on for these days include snowboarding, surfing, parkour, mixed martial arts (especially the various muay thai kickboxing forms and krav maga... anything simple and brutally effective... whose art does not overcome its function). Not to worry, my interests do not lie in the venue of a caged octagon permeated with the pungent aroma of sweat, cigars and copious amounts of alcohol. And yes... I said "stoke". I like to tinker with things; if it's broke I can probably fix it. I like to build things; my latest project, though not entirely technical is building custom oriental style tissue pane room dividers for my home office.

I also dig on philosophy, forensics, criminology, theology, photography and coffee. I heart coffee. I don't drink alcohol but the archetypal rich dudes that always have those wet bars built into a wall... I want the same thing but I want a coffee bar.

On the daily, I work as a software contractor. I tend to like, and find that I have a knack for startups and small businesses that are in desperate need for the missing pieces; the processes, the product vision, the design of new features, and the management of sheer chaos that always comes with implementations of new product lines. Plus I get to wear jeans and a t-shirt to work... when I'm not working from the comfort of my couch. Don't get me wrong, I can rock a black suit and tie with the best of em, but I really prefer to just be comfortable... except on the rare occassion that I wear a pair of black spikey heels, because, let's face it, no one wears those for comfort.

Ya know, for a guy who was complaining about not knowing what to say, I kinda rambled on, didn't I? I do that... let's just pretend you laughed and told me to shutup in a playful way, shall we?

Sign

Sagittarius

My Body Type Is

Average

My Height Is

6' 1 (1.85 m)

My Eyes Are

Hazel

My Ethnicity Is

Caucasian

My Marital Situation Is

Single

I Have Kids

No

I Want Kids

Not Sure

My Best Feature Is

Smile

My Hair Is

Dark Blonde

I Have One Or More Of These

Dog

Willing To Relocate

Yes

My Education Level Is

Some College

My Current Employment Status Is

Self-employed

My Speciality Is

Computers / Electronic

My Job Title Is

Product Manager

I Make This Much In A Year

$45,000USD To $59,999USD

I Live

With Roomate(s), With Pet(s)

At Home

All Is Calm

I'm A Smoker

Yes - Often

I Drink

No

Back In High School, I Was A

Average Joe

My Social Behavior Is

Boisterous, Observant, Comedic, Flirtatious, Outgoing

My Interest And Hobbies Are

Reading, Music, Tv, Movies, Internet, Photography, Religion / Spirituality, Cars, Computers

My Idea Of A Great Time Is

Hanging Out With Friends, Going Shopping, Staying At Home, Trying New Things, The Movies, Relaxing, Sleeping, Extreme Sports, Going To A Casino, Playing Dress-up, Playing Video Games, Tv, Going To A Concert, Going To A Museum

My Friends Describe Me As Being

Troublemaker, Cool, Goofy, A Flirt

My Religion Is

Christian

I Attend Services

Never

My Political Views Are

Middle Of The Road

My Kind Of Humor Is

Clever, Dry / Sarcastic, Obscure

On Tv, I Always Watch

Dramas, Movies

When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A

Action, Drama

When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To

Rock, Electronic, Pop, Blues, Jazz, Dance, Gospel, Punk

When I Read, I Always Read

Biography, Fiction, History, Mystery, Philosophy, Religious

My Idea Of Fun Is

Things I've got my stoke on for these days include snowboarding, surfing, parkour, mixed martial arts (especially the various muay thai kickboxing forms and krav maga... anything simple and brutally effective... whose art does not overcome its function). Not to worry, my interests do not lie in the venue of a caged octagon permeated with the pungent aroma of sweat, cigars and copious amounts of alcohol. And yes... I said "stoke". I like to tinker with things; if it's broke I can probably fix it. I like to build things; my latest project, though not entirely technical is building custom oriental style tissue pane room dividers for my home office.

What Do You Find Attractive?

Intelligence, Good Looks, Humor, Boldness, Spontaneity, Flirtatiousness, Wit

What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking?

Doesnt Matter