Life is a funny thing.
spikejonez
Vineland, New Jersey | Man Seeking A TS/TV/TG
Basic Information
I Can Speak
English
I Would Describe Myself As
I'm a pretty normal guy, in that I'm kind of a weirdo. I'm looking for other interesting people to chat with, and hopefully make friends.
Yes, all my pics are recent. I just look young.
Yes, all my pics are recent. I just look young.
Sign
Cancer
Appearance & Situation
My Body Type Is
Average
My Height Is
6' 2 (1.88 m)
My Eyes Are
Hazel
My Ethnicity Is
Caucasian
My Marital Situation Is
Never Married
I Have Kids
No
I Want Kids
No
My Best Feature Is
Smile
Body Art
Branded, Inked All Over, Pierced... But Only Ear(s), Scarred, Strategically Placed Tattoo, Other
My Hair Is
Dark Brown
I Have One Or More Of These
Cat, Exotic Animal, Fish, Rodent
Willing To Relocate
No
Status
My Education Level Is
Some College
My Current Employment Status Is
Full-time
My Speciality Is
Finance / Trading
My Job Title Is
Self-employed.
I Make This Much In A Year
$75,000USD To $99,999USD
I Live
With Roomate(s)
At Home
It Gets A Bit Crazy Sometimes
I'm A Smoker
Yes - But Non Tobacco
I Drink
Yes - Socially
Personality
Back In High School, I Was A
Nerd
My Social Behavior Is
Anti-social, Boisterous, Comedic, Dark, Flirtatious, Friendly, Loud, Observant, Outgoing, Reserved, Shy, Strange, Party Starter, Fire Starter
My Interest And Hobbies Are
Arts & Crafts, Camping, Clubbing / Bar Hopping, Computers, Cooking, Dining, Exercising, Family, Fishing / Hunting, Internet, Games, Gardening, Learning, Movies, Music, Photography, Reading, Travel, Tv
My Idea Of A Great Time Is
Clubbing / Bars, Drinking, Hanging Out With Friends, Going To A Concert, Going To A Museum, Partying, Playing Video Games, Reading A Book, Relaxing, Sleeping, Staying At Home, The Movies, Trying New Things, Tv
An Ideal First Date Would Be
I've given up on the idea of ideals. Just lift me up out of this mundane day-to-day and remind me about real human experiences, and give me the strength to go back to the soulless world of the 9 to 5. Give me a real human connection instead of the ants bobbing their feelers as they go about their work.
I've Always Wanted To Try
Everything. I'm about halfway through my bucket list. However, I'm always learning about new things I want to try and new places I want to visit. I'd like to forge a sword before I die. I know that's weird, but it's something that fascinates me.
My Friends Describe Me As Being
Friendly, Cool, Perfect, Raunchy, Obscure, Goofy, A Flirt
Views
My Religion Is
Spiritual But Not Religious
I Attend Services
Never
My Political Views Are
I Don't Like Politics
My Goal In Life Is
Lead a quiet life on a farm. Grow my own food and live with the one I love. Make things, grow things, be productive.
My Kind Of Humor Is
Campy, Clever, Dry / Sarcastic, Friendly, Goofy, Obscure, Sadistic, Slapstick, Raunchy
Taste
On Tv, I Always Watch
Cartoons, Documentaries, Dramas, Instructional, Movies, Re-runs
When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A
Action, Science Fiction, Comedy, Romance, Drama, Documentary, Animation, Horror, Thriller, Adult
When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To
Ambient, Classical, Electronic, Industrial, Jazz, Metal, Punk, Rap, Rock, Vacuum Cleaner Noises
When I Read, I Always Read
Ancient, Biography, Business, Classic, Comic, Fantasy, Fiction, Health, Home & Garden, Horror, Humor, Mathematics, Mystery, Nature, Philosophy, Poetry, Political, Reference, Religious, Satire, Science, Science Fiction, Technical
My Idea Of Fun Is
Anything from camping to concerts to staying in and watching tv.
Looking for
What Do You Find Attractive?
Boldness, Empathy, Flirtatiousness, Good Looks, Great Skills, Humor, Intelligence, Oddities, Passiveness, Sensitivity, Spontaneity, Thoughtfullness, Wit
What Do You Look For?
I like a girl who is wild and spontaneous, and yet can handle some quiet snuggle time. Someone happy and upbeat who can shed some light into my life. Preferably someone young who I can help in her transition and who can keep me on my toes. I can be kinky, but I'm always a top and a Dom.
What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking?
Date, Intimate, Committed, Marriage, Oral Sex, Domination, Bondage