Here I am what are the other two wishes

Jeg taler

Engelsk, Andet

Jeg beskriver mig selv som

What difference does it make how big my breasts are, how long my legs are, or how much money you or I make? To hell with long walks, holding hands, candle lit dinners, and all of that other crap that people never continue doing after the first date anyway; that didn't even take place in Cinderella (I've seen the movie). If there is a man out there who: isn't a crack head or crack dealer, isn't an alcoholic, doesn't smoke, doesn't beat women, isn't wearing women's underwear as you're reading this ad, isn't a liar, isn't looking for fun behind his wife's back, isn't into being hit, peed on, or tied up while having sex, doesn't want to hit, pee on or tie me up while having sex, likes having sex, CAN have sex, is not in jail, on probation, has a court date pending, isn't a misogynist, racist, classist, elitist, politician, policeman (Malice Green, Rodney King),
bible boy, or a pompous ass.

What you have to be is HONEST, HONEST, HONEST!!! If you're out there, if you exist, write me. Please don't make me give up on men.

This is an honest ad. Every word is true and although I've made a modest attempt to make it entertaining, you should also know I am sincere. I promise. I'm a reasonably normal healthy female who would like to add a little excitement and romance to her life with a reasonably normal, healthy male. If you are at all interested or even curious, please write and tell me about yourself and how to get in touch with you and, also, please send a recent full length photo.

Who knows. Maybe we'll click and maybe we won't. But, at the very least, you won't be writing to some sick psychotic and maybe, just maybe, it will all turn out great.

PLEASE, Im not here for random hook ups, so don't ask. Dont bother asking for pics or if you dont fit the above description. I'm not looking to meet men who gain 100 pds from the time they send their pic to the time comes to meet. Faceless or no pics will not be answered.

Underskriv

Fiskene

Min kropstype er

Kurvet

Min højde er

170 cm

Mine øjne er

Brun

Min etnicitet er

Asiatisk

Min civilstand er

Single

Jeg har børn

Nej

Jeg vil have børn

Ikke sikker

Mit bedste karaktertræk er

Numse

Kropsudsmykning

Ville ikke engang overveje det

Mit hår er

Sort

Jeg har en eller flere af disse

Ingen kæledyr

Villig til at flytte

Nej

Mit uddannelsesniveau er

Universitetsuddannet

Min nuværende ansættelsesstatus er

Deltid

Mit speciale er

Restauration / rejser

Min jobtitel er

Department of Public Social Services

Jeg tjener så meget på et år

Fra $30.000 til $44.999USD

Jeg bor

Alene

Hjemme

Alt er roligt

Jeg er ryger

Nej

Jeg drikker

Nej

I gymnasiet var jeg

Stille type

Min sociale opførsel er

Reserveret, Observerende, Venlig, Komisk, Flirtende, Uadvendt

Mine interesser og hobbier er

Motion, Læsning, Læring, Musik, Tv, Film, Internet, Spil, Gå på diskotek / barer, Dans, Familie, Spise til middag, Fotografering, Religion / Spiritualitet, Teater, Rejser, Madlavning, Camping, Frivilligt, Computer

Min idé om at have det sjovt er

Være sammen med venner, Feste, Shoppe, Være hjemme, Prøve noget nyt, I biografen, Afslappende, Sove, Diskotek / barer, Læse en bog, Spille computerspil, Tv, Tage til koncert, Gå på museum

Mine venner beskriver mig som

Venlig, En flirt

Min religion er

Andet

Jeg deltager i tjenester

En gang om ugen

Min form for humor er

Venlig

I tv ser jeg altid

Nyheder, Dokumentarer, Sitcoms, Gør-det-selv, Film, Reality Shows

Når jeg går i biografen ser jeg altid en

Handling, Comedy, Romantik, Drama, Dokumentar, Gys, Thriller, Voksen

Når jeg hører musik, lytter jeg altid til

Pop, Klassisk, Blues, Jazz, Dance, Reggae

Når jeg læser, læser jeg altid

Nyheder, Selvbiografi, Biografi, Klassisk, Computer, Fiktion, Sundhed, Historie, Hus og have, Humor, Gør-det-selv, Musik, Mystik, Natur, Filosofi, Politisk, Opslag, Poesi, Religiøs, Teknisk

Hvad finder du attraktivt?

Intelligens, Flot udseende, Humor, Dygtighed, Skaldethed, Spontanitet, Omtanke, Passivitet

Hvad leder du efter?

I'd love to meet a guy who is tall, handsome, in shape, disease/drug free, respectable, affectionate and loving toward others, intelligent, funny, spiritual, optimistic, confident of himself, and kind to his family and friends. Don't worry if you possess none of these qualities. My church sponsors a class that will reprogram you in three workshops (four if you want to switch from gay to straight).

I'm looking for someone sweet and sincere, who really wants to get to know me before they get to know me. And by know I mean know in the biblical sense. If you know what I'm saying. I'm talking about sex...not looking for someone that has hooked up with every person on earth..

Hvilken type forhold leder du efter?

Ven, Dato, Oralsex, Analsex, Gruppesex, Jeg vil bare have sex, Andet