My heart is like a grenade...
soulcollider
Sacramento, California | Muž Hledám A TS/TV/TG
Obecné
Hovořím
Angličtina, Španělština
Sebe bych popsal(a) jako
Do you ever start to write these About Me's and your brain just seems to hit a wall? Metaphorically speaking, of course, because the resulting hemorrhage would make cognitive thought difficult at best and writing these bios that much more difficult. It's the inevitable mental gymnastics; how do I sum up a life in this tiny, impersonal box?
I think I need an agent to handle my online profiles, maybe the copy-writer who comes up with the short bio of an author you see on the back flap of a book that is always perfectly concise yet leaves you wanting more. But, alas, budgetary constraints and my lack of celebrity status seems to limit my options, so I'll have to do my best to muddle through. Besides, I haven't written a book... unless you count what follows...
I'm your typical wanderlust; I've always preferred to know a little about a lot rather than a lot about a little. I like to explore new things; sports and hobbies, my faith, my capabilities, myself. Music, movies, sports, hobbies, projects; I love to learn and explore new things.
Things I've got my stoke on for these days include snowboarding, surfing, parkour, mixed martial arts (especially the various muay thai kickboxing forms and krav maga... anything simple and brutally effective... whose art does not overcome its function). Not to worry, my interests do not lie in the venue of a caged octagon permeated with the pungent aroma of sweat, cigars and copious amounts of alcohol. And yes... I said "stoke". I like to tinker with things; if it's broke I can probably fix it. I like to build things; my latest project, though not entirely technical is building custom oriental style tissue pane room dividers for my home office.
I also dig on philosophy, forensics, criminology, theology, photography and coffee. I heart coffee. I don't drink alcohol but the archetypal rich dudes that always have those wet bars built into a wall... I want the same thing but I want a coffee bar.
On the daily, I work as a software contractor. I tend to like, and find that I have a knack for startups and small businesses that are in desperate need for the missing pieces; the processes, the product vision, the design of new features, and the management of sheer chaos that always comes with implementations of new product lines. Plus I get to wear jeans and a t-shirt to work... when I'm not working from the comfort of my couch. Don't get me wrong, I can rock a black suit and tie with the best of em, but I really prefer to just be comfortable... except on the rare occassion that I wear a pair of black spikey heels, because, let's face it, no one wears those for comfort.
Ya know, for a guy who was complaining about not knowing what to say, I kinda rambled on, didn't I? I do that... let's just pretend you laughed and told me to shutup in a playful way, shall we?
I think I need an agent to handle my online profiles, maybe the copy-writer who comes up with the short bio of an author you see on the back flap of a book that is always perfectly concise yet leaves you wanting more. But, alas, budgetary constraints and my lack of celebrity status seems to limit my options, so I'll have to do my best to muddle through. Besides, I haven't written a book... unless you count what follows...
I'm your typical wanderlust; I've always preferred to know a little about a lot rather than a lot about a little. I like to explore new things; sports and hobbies, my faith, my capabilities, myself. Music, movies, sports, hobbies, projects; I love to learn and explore new things.
Things I've got my stoke on for these days include snowboarding, surfing, parkour, mixed martial arts (especially the various muay thai kickboxing forms and krav maga... anything simple and brutally effective... whose art does not overcome its function). Not to worry, my interests do not lie in the venue of a caged octagon permeated with the pungent aroma of sweat, cigars and copious amounts of alcohol. And yes... I said "stoke". I like to tinker with things; if it's broke I can probably fix it. I like to build things; my latest project, though not entirely technical is building custom oriental style tissue pane room dividers for my home office.
I also dig on philosophy, forensics, criminology, theology, photography and coffee. I heart coffee. I don't drink alcohol but the archetypal rich dudes that always have those wet bars built into a wall... I want the same thing but I want a coffee bar.
On the daily, I work as a software contractor. I tend to like, and find that I have a knack for startups and small businesses that are in desperate need for the missing pieces; the processes, the product vision, the design of new features, and the management of sheer chaos that always comes with implementations of new product lines. Plus I get to wear jeans and a t-shirt to work... when I'm not working from the comfort of my couch. Don't get me wrong, I can rock a black suit and tie with the best of em, but I really prefer to just be comfortable... except on the rare occassion that I wear a pair of black spikey heels, because, let's face it, no one wears those for comfort.
Ya know, for a guy who was complaining about not knowing what to say, I kinda rambled on, didn't I? I do that... let's just pretend you laughed and told me to shutup in a playful way, shall we?
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Střelec
Vzhled a situace
Má postava je
Normální
Má výška je
1,85 m
Barva mých očí
Světle hnědá
Můj původ je
Běloch/běloška
Můj rodinný stav je
Singl
Mám děti
Ne
Chci děti
Nejsem si jist(a)
Mou nejlepší částí je
Úsměv
Barva mých vlasů
Tmavě blonďatá
Mám jedno nebo více z uvedených
Pes
Ochotný/ochotná se přestěhovat
Ano
Stav
Má úroveň vzdělání je
Nějaká výška
Můj současný stav zaměstnání je
Osoba samostatně výdělečně činná
Mé zaměření je
Počítače / Elektronika
Název mého zaměstnání je
Product Manager
To si vydělám za rok
$45,000USD až $59,999USD
Žiji
Se spolubydlícím/i, S domácími mazlíčky
Doma
Vše je v klidu
Jsem kuřák
Ano - často
Piji
Ne
Osobnost
Na střední škole jsem byl/a
Průměrný Pepa
Mé společenské chování je
Bouřlivé, Opatrné, Komické, Flirtující, Otevřené
Mé zájmy a koníčky jsou
Rodina, Hudba, TV, Filmy, Internet, Fotografování, Náboženství / spiritualita, Auta, Počítače
Má představa skvěle stráveného času je
Potloukat se s přáteli, Jít nakupovat, Zůstat doma, Vyzkoušet nové věci, Filmy, Relax, Spát, Extrémní sporty, Jít do kasina, Převlékat si šaty, Hraní video her, TV, Jít na koncert, Jít do muzea
Moji přátelé mě popisují jako
Potížista, V pohodě, Potrhlý, Flirtující
Názory
Mé náboženství je
Křesťan
Navštěvuji bohoslužby
Nikdy
Můj smysl humoru je
Chytrý, Suchý / sarkastický, Temný
Chuť
V TV vždy sleduji
Drama, Filmy
Když se dívám na filmy, vždy sleduji
Akční, Drama
Když poslouchám hudbu, pak vždy poslouchám
Rock, Electronic, Pop, Blues, Jazz, Dance, Gospel, Punk
Když čtu, tak nejraději čtu
Biografie, Fikce, Historie, Mysteriózní, Filozofické, Náboženské
Má představa zábavy je
Things I've got my stoke on for these days include snowboarding, surfing, parkour, mixed martial arts (especially the various muay thai kickboxing forms and krav maga... anything simple and brutally effective... whose art does not overcome its function). Not to worry, my interests do not lie in the venue of a caged octagon permeated with the pungent aroma of sweat, cigars and copious amounts of alcohol. And yes... I said "stoke". I like to tinker with things; if it's broke I can probably fix it. I like to build things; my latest project, though not entirely technical is building custom oriental style tissue pane room dividers for my home office.
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Co považuješ za atraktivní?
Inteligenci, Dobrý vzhled, Humor, Troufalost, Spontánnost, Koketnost, Důvtip
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