My heart is like a grenade...
soulcollider
Sacramento, California | Mies Hae A TS/TV/TG
Perus Informaatio
Osaan puhua
Englanti, Espanja
Kuvailisin itseäni
Do you ever start to write these About Me's and your brain just seems to hit a wall? Metaphorically speaking, of course, because the resulting hemorrhage would make cognitive thought difficult at best and writing these bios that much more difficult. It's the inevitable mental gymnastics; how do I sum up a life in this tiny, impersonal box?
I think I need an agent to handle my online profiles, maybe the copy-writer who comes up with the short bio of an author you see on the back flap of a book that is always perfectly concise yet leaves you wanting more. But, alas, budgetary constraints and my lack of celebrity status seems to limit my options, so I'll have to do my best to muddle through. Besides, I haven't written a book... unless you count what follows...
I'm your typical wanderlust; I've always preferred to know a little about a lot rather than a lot about a little. I like to explore new things; sports and hobbies, my faith, my capabilities, myself. Music, movies, sports, hobbies, projects; I love to learn and explore new things.
Things I've got my stoke on for these days include snowboarding, surfing, parkour, mixed martial arts (especially the various muay thai kickboxing forms and krav maga... anything simple and brutally effective... whose art does not overcome its function). Not to worry, my interests do not lie in the venue of a caged octagon permeated with the pungent aroma of sweat, cigars and copious amounts of alcohol. And yes... I said "stoke". I like to tinker with things; if it's broke I can probably fix it. I like to build things; my latest project, though not entirely technical is building custom oriental style tissue pane room dividers for my home office.
I also dig on philosophy, forensics, criminology, theology, photography and coffee. I heart coffee. I don't drink alcohol but the archetypal rich dudes that always have those wet bars built into a wall... I want the same thing but I want a coffee bar.
On the daily, I work as a software contractor. I tend to like, and find that I have a knack for startups and small businesses that are in desperate need for the missing pieces; the processes, the product vision, the design of new features, and the management of sheer chaos that always comes with implementations of new product lines. Plus I get to wear jeans and a t-shirt to work... when I'm not working from the comfort of my couch. Don't get me wrong, I can rock a black suit and tie with the best of em, but I really prefer to just be comfortable... except on the rare occassion that I wear a pair of black spikey heels, because, let's face it, no one wears those for comfort.
Ya know, for a guy who was complaining about not knowing what to say, I kinda rambled on, didn't I? I do that... let's just pretend you laughed and told me to shutup in a playful way, shall we?
I think I need an agent to handle my online profiles, maybe the copy-writer who comes up with the short bio of an author you see on the back flap of a book that is always perfectly concise yet leaves you wanting more. But, alas, budgetary constraints and my lack of celebrity status seems to limit my options, so I'll have to do my best to muddle through. Besides, I haven't written a book... unless you count what follows...
I'm your typical wanderlust; I've always preferred to know a little about a lot rather than a lot about a little. I like to explore new things; sports and hobbies, my faith, my capabilities, myself. Music, movies, sports, hobbies, projects; I love to learn and explore new things.
Things I've got my stoke on for these days include snowboarding, surfing, parkour, mixed martial arts (especially the various muay thai kickboxing forms and krav maga... anything simple and brutally effective... whose art does not overcome its function). Not to worry, my interests do not lie in the venue of a caged octagon permeated with the pungent aroma of sweat, cigars and copious amounts of alcohol. And yes... I said "stoke". I like to tinker with things; if it's broke I can probably fix it. I like to build things; my latest project, though not entirely technical is building custom oriental style tissue pane room dividers for my home office.
I also dig on philosophy, forensics, criminology, theology, photography and coffee. I heart coffee. I don't drink alcohol but the archetypal rich dudes that always have those wet bars built into a wall... I want the same thing but I want a coffee bar.
On the daily, I work as a software contractor. I tend to like, and find that I have a knack for startups and small businesses that are in desperate need for the missing pieces; the processes, the product vision, the design of new features, and the management of sheer chaos that always comes with implementations of new product lines. Plus I get to wear jeans and a t-shirt to work... when I'm not working from the comfort of my couch. Don't get me wrong, I can rock a black suit and tie with the best of em, but I really prefer to just be comfortable... except on the rare occassion that I wear a pair of black spikey heels, because, let's face it, no one wears those for comfort.
Ya know, for a guy who was complaining about not knowing what to say, I kinda rambled on, didn't I? I do that... let's just pretend you laughed and told me to shutup in a playful way, shall we?
Kirjaudu
Jousimies
Ulkonäkö ja Tilanne
Vartalonmallini on
Keskiverto
Pituuteni on
6' 1 (1.85 m)
Silmienvärini on
Pähkinä
Etninen taustani on
Valkoihoinen
Aviosäätyni on
Sinkku
Minulla on lapsia
Ei
Haluan lapsia
En ole varma
Paras puoleni on
Hymy
Hiukseni ovat
Tumma Blondi
Minulla on yksi tai kaksi tällaista
Koira
Olen valmis muuttamaan
Kyllä
Tila
Koulutukseni taso on
Jonkin verran Lukiota
Työllisyys tilanteeni on
Yrittäjä
Erikoistun
Tietokoneet / Tekniikka
Työ tittelini on
Product Manager
Tuloni per vuosi
$45,000USD - $59,999USD
Asun
Huonekaverin kanssa, Lemmikin / Lemmikeiden kanssa
Kotona
Kaikki on rauhallista
Tupakoin
Kyllä - Usein
Juon
Ei
Persoonallisuus
Yläasteella olin
Matti Meikäläinen
Sosiaalinen käyttäytymiseni
Riehakas, Sivustaseuraaja, Koominen, Flirttaileva, Aina menossa
Kiinnostuksen kohteet ja Harrastukseni ovat
Lukeminen, Musiikki, Tv, Elokuvat, Internetti, Valokuvat, Uskonto / Hengellisyys, Autot, Tietokoneet
Käsitykseni mukavasta ajanvietteestä on
Kavereiden kanssa hengailu, Shoppailu, Kotona oleskelu, Uusien asioiden kokeilu, Elokuvat, Rentoutuminen, Nukkuminen, Extreme Urheilulajit, Menen Kasinolle, Pukeutumisleikit, Videopelien pelaaminen, Tv, Konserttiin meneminen, Museossa käyminen
Kaverini kuvailevat minun olevan
Ongelmien löytäjä, suosittu, Hassu, Flirtti
Katsomukset
Uskontoni on
Kristitty
Käyn säännöllisesti
Ei koskaan
Minun tapainen huumori on
Älykäs, Kuiva / Sarkastinen, Epävarma
Maku
Televisiosta katson
Draamat, Elokuvat
Kun menen elokuviin, lähden katsomaan
Toiminta, Draama
Kun kuuntelen musiikkia, kuuntelen aina
Rock musiikki, Elektroninen, Pop musiikki, Blues musiikki, Jazz musiikki, Dance musiikki, Gospel musiikki, Punk musiikki
Kun luen, luen aina
Elämänkerta, Kaunokirjallisuus, Historia, Mysteeri, Filosofia, Uskonnollinen
Käsitykseni hauskanpidosta on
Things I've got my stoke on for these days include snowboarding, surfing, parkour, mixed martial arts (especially the various muay thai kickboxing forms and krav maga... anything simple and brutally effective... whose art does not overcome its function). Not to worry, my interests do not lie in the venue of a caged octagon permeated with the pungent aroma of sweat, cigars and copious amounts of alcohol. And yes... I said "stoke". I like to tinker with things; if it's broke I can probably fix it. I like to build things; my latest project, though not entirely technical is building custom oriental style tissue pane room dividers for my home office.
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Viisaus, Hyvä ulkonäkö, Huumori, Kaljuus, Spontaanisuus, Flirttaileva, Nokkela
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