My heart is like a grenade...
soulcollider
Sacramento, California | Bărbat În căutare de TS/TV/TG
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Engleză, Spaniolă
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Do you ever start to write these About Me's and your brain just seems to hit a wall? Metaphorically speaking, of course, because the resulting hemorrhage would make cognitive thought difficult at best and writing these bios that much more difficult. It's the inevitable mental gymnastics; how do I sum up a life in this tiny, impersonal box?
I think I need an agent to handle my online profiles, maybe the copy-writer who comes up with the short bio of an author you see on the back flap of a book that is always perfectly concise yet leaves you wanting more. But, alas, budgetary constraints and my lack of celebrity status seems to limit my options, so I'll have to do my best to muddle through. Besides, I haven't written a book... unless you count what follows...
I'm your typical wanderlust; I've always preferred to know a little about a lot rather than a lot about a little. I like to explore new things; sports and hobbies, my faith, my capabilities, myself. Music, movies, sports, hobbies, projects; I love to learn and explore new things.
Things I've got my stoke on for these days include snowboarding, surfing, parkour, mixed martial arts (especially the various muay thai kickboxing forms and krav maga... anything simple and brutally effective... whose art does not overcome its function). Not to worry, my interests do not lie in the venue of a caged octagon permeated with the pungent aroma of sweat, cigars and copious amounts of alcohol. And yes... I said "stoke". I like to tinker with things; if it's broke I can probably fix it. I like to build things; my latest project, though not entirely technical is building custom oriental style tissue pane room dividers for my home office.
I also dig on philosophy, forensics, criminology, theology, photography and coffee. I heart coffee. I don't drink alcohol but the archetypal rich dudes that always have those wet bars built into a wall... I want the same thing but I want a coffee bar.
On the daily, I work as a software contractor. I tend to like, and find that I have a knack for startups and small businesses that are in desperate need for the missing pieces; the processes, the product vision, the design of new features, and the management of sheer chaos that always comes with implementations of new product lines. Plus I get to wear jeans and a t-shirt to work... when I'm not working from the comfort of my couch. Don't get me wrong, I can rock a black suit and tie with the best of em, but I really prefer to just be comfortable... except on the rare occassion that I wear a pair of black spikey heels, because, let's face it, no one wears those for comfort.
Ya know, for a guy who was complaining about not knowing what to say, I kinda rambled on, didn't I? I do that... let's just pretend you laughed and told me to shutup in a playful way, shall we?
I think I need an agent to handle my online profiles, maybe the copy-writer who comes up with the short bio of an author you see on the back flap of a book that is always perfectly concise yet leaves you wanting more. But, alas, budgetary constraints and my lack of celebrity status seems to limit my options, so I'll have to do my best to muddle through. Besides, I haven't written a book... unless you count what follows...
I'm your typical wanderlust; I've always preferred to know a little about a lot rather than a lot about a little. I like to explore new things; sports and hobbies, my faith, my capabilities, myself. Music, movies, sports, hobbies, projects; I love to learn and explore new things.
Things I've got my stoke on for these days include snowboarding, surfing, parkour, mixed martial arts (especially the various muay thai kickboxing forms and krav maga... anything simple and brutally effective... whose art does not overcome its function). Not to worry, my interests do not lie in the venue of a caged octagon permeated with the pungent aroma of sweat, cigars and copious amounts of alcohol. And yes... I said "stoke". I like to tinker with things; if it's broke I can probably fix it. I like to build things; my latest project, though not entirely technical is building custom oriental style tissue pane room dividers for my home office.
I also dig on philosophy, forensics, criminology, theology, photography and coffee. I heart coffee. I don't drink alcohol but the archetypal rich dudes that always have those wet bars built into a wall... I want the same thing but I want a coffee bar.
On the daily, I work as a software contractor. I tend to like, and find that I have a knack for startups and small businesses that are in desperate need for the missing pieces; the processes, the product vision, the design of new features, and the management of sheer chaos that always comes with implementations of new product lines. Plus I get to wear jeans and a t-shirt to work... when I'm not working from the comfort of my couch. Don't get me wrong, I can rock a black suit and tie with the best of em, but I really prefer to just be comfortable... except on the rare occassion that I wear a pair of black spikey heels, because, let's face it, no one wears those for comfort.
Ya know, for a guy who was complaining about not knowing what to say, I kinda rambled on, didn't I? I do that... let's just pretend you laughed and told me to shutup in a playful way, shall we?
Zodie
Săgetător
Aspect și situația
Tipul corpului meu este
Mediu
Înălțimea mea este
6' 1 (1.85 m)
Ochii mei sunt
Căprui
Sunt de etnie
caucaziană
Starea mea civilă este
Singur(ă)
Am copii
Nu
Doresc copii
Nu sunt sigur(ă)
Caracteristica mea cea mai bună este
Zâmbet
Părul meu este
Blond închis
Am mai multe de asta
Câine
Dispus să mă mut
Da
Status
Nivelul meu de educație este
Ceva colegiu
Starea mea forței de muncă actuală este
Propria afacere
Specializarea mea este
Calculatoare / Electronică
Denumirea postului meu de muncă este
Product Manager
Salariul meu anual este
45,000$ - 59,999$
Eu trăiesc
Cu un coleg (colegi), Cu un animal (animale) de companie
acasă
Liniște totală
Fumez
Da - des
Beau
Nu
Personalitate
În liceu am fost
Normal
Comportamentul meu social este
Furtunos, Atent, De comedie, Cochet, Deschis
Interesele și hobby-urile mele sunt
Citire, Muzică, Tv , Filme, Internet , Fotografie, Religie / Spiritualitate, Automobile, Calculatoare
Distracția bună pentru mine este
Cu prietenii, La cumpărături, Acasă, Încercarea de lucruri noi, Filmele, Relaxare, Dormit, Sporturi extreme, La un Casino, Joacă cu îmbrăcăminte, Jocuri video, Tv , La un concert, La un muzeu
Prietenii mei mă descriu ca
Scandalagiu, Super, Ridicol, Cochet
Vizualizări
Religia mea este
Creștină
Particip la servicii
Niciodată
Genul meu de umor este
Deștept, Sec / Sarcastic, Tainic
Gust
La TV întotdeauna mă uit la
Drame, Filme
Când mă duc la filme, mereu merg pentru a vedea
Acțiune, Dramă
Când ascult muzică, mereu ascult
Rock , Electronică, Pop , Blues , Jazz , Dance , Gospel , Punk
Când citesc, eu citesc
Biografie, Ficțiune, Istorie, Mister, Filozofie, Religie
Distracția pentru mine este
Things I've got my stoke on for these days include snowboarding, surfing, parkour, mixed martial arts (especially the various muay thai kickboxing forms and krav maga... anything simple and brutally effective... whose art does not overcome its function). Not to worry, my interests do not lie in the venue of a caged octagon permeated with the pungent aroma of sweat, cigars and copious amounts of alcohol. And yes... I said "stoke". I like to tinker with things; if it's broke I can probably fix it. I like to build things; my latest project, though not entirely technical is building custom oriental style tissue pane room dividers for my home office.
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Inteligență, Frumusețe, Umor, Îndrăzneală, Spontaneitate, Flirt, Rațiune
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